The Cold and Ugly Vicarious Hooker With a Penis: The Patient Jimmy H. Hoffman, with a Sober Message to (the Useful Idiot and/or Jerk-Off) Harry Manback and his Ticks and Leeches ( Read more... )

Now there’s a back of a truck selling the back of a car ( Read more... )

My sugar daddy just bought me cookies. For Valentines day. ♥

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My stepmom is VACUUMING the DOG.

I really don't know. Really really.

Do you know what is a fun word to say? Bwa. Really, you can use it in all kinds of situations:

"Meagan, do the dishes!" "Bwa.""How do you want your eggs?" "BWA ( Read more... )

I keep getting distracted while trying to crochet. And I'm only on the very first row - ch 114 my ass, like it's that easy. Thanks a fucking lot, Fall Out Boy ( Read more... )

My staircase is evil. I left a note for the old people.


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There is a little little muscle right by my elbow that will not stop twitching.

...Augh, jesusfuckingchrist. *pissyface*

I came home from work early because my body hurt from about my nipples to my knees. And then I read some slash. YAY. And ate some food and read my flist. Now I'm going to have a nap!

You totally needed to know that, shut up. It's excitingI got invited to "A Rammstein Party" thing with blendy drinks and stuff tonight, so we'll see if I'm up ( Read more... )